well i started typing. tried to create an impression. tried to be witty. typed. typed. typed. enumerating as many hyperboles as i could. citing antithetical nouns and phrases. and my work was saved (autosaved to be exact). or so i thought. then i saw my post and used the compare setting. in my confusion, i think i made too many comparisons with myself. hahaha. didn’t knowwhat i was doing. no, not a clue. then before i knew it… my screen turned black and was told that the matrix has got me. o n e l e t t e r a t a t i m e . i promptly closed the window. so here i am again. square one. i’ll see what happens. i’m new here. humor me.